do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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