is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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