this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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