Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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