And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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