Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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