oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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