But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He? As in you personified your dick?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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