Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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