What a fucking waste of an outfit
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You're a disaster
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