Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
did i walk over a car last night?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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