Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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