using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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