OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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