My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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