your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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