Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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