All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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