They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
3pm strippers are depressing
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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