i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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