I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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