reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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