What did we do last night that was yellow?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
