Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
