fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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