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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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