i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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