Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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