I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Randomize
