we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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