I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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