No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he fucked my hip out of place.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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