Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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