if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
worst night to have a conscience
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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