You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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