She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
