Whod you bang
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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