i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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