Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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