I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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