It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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