i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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