During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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