i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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