1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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