just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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