come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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