But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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