Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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