fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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